Closing week, photos of Jen Harley giving a lap dance to Chad Johnson reminded the arena that 2020 nonetheless has 3 extra months of horrors in retailer.
Harley, as it’s possible you’ll recall, is the child mama of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of Jersey Shore reputation.
You may have concept that Jersey Shore featured some trashy conduct ahead of, however the whole thing Jen does makes Ronnie and his housemates appear to be the solid of Downton Abbey by means of comparability.
In a similar fashion, Chad rose to reputation on The Bachelorette, and he is since confirmed himself to be some of the rubbish human beings ever featured on that or every other fact display. Spectacular!
This present day, Chad is an aspiring grownup movie famous person who hopes to make use of his fact TV reputation for transform the following Ron Jeremy.
It’s a must to have goals, children!
Anyway, for obtrusive causes, those two are a fit made in heaven.
It was once slightly unexpected to be told that individuals in Vegas are simply hitting golf equipment with out a mask on and grinding on other folks they only met, however rather than that, not anything about this case was once surprising.
Till lately, this is …
Following the discharge of recent photos that displays Jen and Chad passionately making out inside of the similar membership, Harley has issued a remark announcing she has 0 pastime in Johnson both sexually or romantically.
She unquestionably may have fooled us!
It sort of feels Jen was once simply performing some paintings as an beginner actual property agent, and the following factor she knew, she was once publicly making out with a fellow Z-lister.
This stuff occur!
“Jen Harley isn’t relationship Chad or someone for that subject. Jen is best buddies with Chad and had met up with him to turn him a space previous that day on the market,” a rep for Harley tells TMZ.
“Jen had no longer had anything else to devour all day, she was once ingesting alcohol on the membership and was once extraordinarily intoxicated. Jen does no longer keep in mind anything else within the video and is disgusted and embarrassed by means of her movements,” the remark continues.
“Jen feels she was once arrange by means of Chad and his buddies who had been obviously taking movies to promote to the clicking.”
Now, are we stunned that Chad Johnson is a douche bag who would make the most of a inebriated girl and ensure any individual filmed the hook-up in order that he may just get pleasure from some loose press?
No longer within the slightest.
However we are slightly stunned that Jen would admit to getting blackout inebriated on a random weeknight.
You notice, Jen is locked in a reputedly unending criminal combat with Ronnie over custody of the previous couple’s 2-year-old daughter.
Each have argued that the opposite is an not worthy dad or mum, and now, Jen has inadvertently reinforced Ron’s case.
Magro has been sober for over a yr now, and he is incessantly complained of Harley’s substance abuse problems, telling the court docket that her hard-partying makes her incapable of offering a solid house lifestyles for Ariana.
Jen would possibly have a difficult time explaining this newest episode all over their subsequent listening to.
However hello, no less than she realized a precious lesson (albeit the challenging means) — guys named Chad are not anything however bother.